Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

My penis is big... not.

yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

who did the strait guy marry? a woman

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

When I get aroused I get a solid snake

What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

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What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

U mad?

you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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