- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

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