Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

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What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

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Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

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What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

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Where do you live? In a house

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anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

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Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

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What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

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I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

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Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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