so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

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Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

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What do you call an Arab with a long beard? An Arab with a long beard you stereotypical piece of crap.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

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what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

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Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

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Robin, Get in the Car

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Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

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Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

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Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

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A man walks into a bar and says he has a talking dog. He is then taken to a mental hospital and diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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Roses are red violits are blue I have ADHD do you like cats?

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

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Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

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Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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