- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

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How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

A black man walks into a store and buys something.

Farmers are outstanding in their fields

knock knock. come in.

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

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