- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

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