Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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JUST KIDDING^

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

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My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

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Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

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why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

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Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

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What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

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Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

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Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

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What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

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Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

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What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

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ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

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What s the difference between a pigeon ?

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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In this case, its black operations, but simply in the term that its a well secret something, its not a lets say, organization that breaks the law, kidnaps listens to phones uses wires, which the FBI does. And when I mean I am a employee, I might have spoken a bit over my head here (sorry, lightheaded), you could well, simply put, I am something between a delivery boy and a mercenary, not the kind that shoots and kills (my shape sucks anyways), but rather the kind that "facilitates" communications between organizations... Thats all I can say without breaking laws that technically do not exist.

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That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

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why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

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