Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

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Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

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What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

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How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

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An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

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If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

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if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

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Obama

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Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

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What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

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~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

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Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

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An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

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If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

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There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

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What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

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Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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womens rights.

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Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

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i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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