why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

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In Soviet Russia you drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up.

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Students, please find the surface integral.

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Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

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Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

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whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

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Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

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Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

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What did the boy with no srms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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A middle-class family went away on vacation. While they were gone, a pyromaniac burnt down their house. Their cat was still inside.

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Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

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What's the difference between a black man and a bag of crap? Quite a bit. The black man is a human male of the Kingdom Animalia, while the bag is an inanimate object. The only similarity between them would be that they both contain organic matter.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

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If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

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Nature is filled with wondrous things. No really, this isn't a joke.

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You write a really difficult riddle in braille and tell her to solve it.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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Mum: Black or white iPod? Her Son: Black Please, it'll run faster.

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Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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