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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

I have down syndrome. -RDV

Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

hot diggity dog

What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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