your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

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roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

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A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

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"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

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hi patrick

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When a blonde entered a bar, she ordered a something that was a double-entendre. The bartender understood what she was trying to say, gave her her order whatever alcohol she happened to consume, and the blonde woman could not have been more courteous.

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So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

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why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

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roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

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Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

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Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

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Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

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Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

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Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

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Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

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What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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