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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

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What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

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