- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

this sentence will end in the way you expected.

How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

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