- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

Alright then, call me sometime then.

a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

this sentence will end in the way you expected.

How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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