- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

This one time at band camp music was played.

How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

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