Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

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Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

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Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

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Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

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Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

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Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

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What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

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BIG PENIS

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What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

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Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

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What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

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what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

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What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

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what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

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A nig-ger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nig-gers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nig-ger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nig-ger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nig-ger, go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nig-ger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nig-ger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nig-gers, smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

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When was George Washington born? Who the hell knows. He's older than dirt.

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What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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A blind man walked into a bar and got a beer and got drunk and went on a rampage and killed YOUR MOM

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because due to the crashing economy he feels the need tom travel far distanced for work and food to support his growing family, this causes him to take dangerous routes of travel through hazardous areas with fast moving automobiles that potential have the chance to kill or severely Maine the distressed chicken. Not only does he have to cross these roads twice a day he is also under the added pressure of many millions of people questions why he takes such chivalrous actions to save the his future descent and the steep decline in the population of chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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