- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

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