YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Two Muffins are in a freezer. The first muffin says "Sure is cold in here." The other muffin sits there untill at a later date eaten because muffins can't talk. The first muffin later is analyzed and dysected by the United States governmant and is classified as alien because again, muffins can't talk.

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A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

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An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

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Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

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An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

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Im black

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

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Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

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Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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When Miley Cyrus sticks out her tongue, people usually are there to take a photograph.

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Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

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What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

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A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

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Justin Bieber's mother.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

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Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

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A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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