- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

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How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

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