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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

Pull my finger ouch..

Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

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