Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

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What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

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Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

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what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

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Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

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What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

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yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

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Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

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How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

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How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

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Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

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Lil' Wayne

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How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

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It's Christmas Eve and your entire family is gone for 12 hours to by you presents. What will you do while there gone? By the time you figured out what you will do you will hear a knock at your door. It's the police they are here to tell you your entire family was murdered during a shooting at the mall. The sad part is you will not receive your NEW Beats, your Xbox 1, or your make up.

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What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

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Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

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What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

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Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

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Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

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