- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

Harry Chappell raped someone

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

A black person walks out of KFC

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

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