- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

hey John will you make some copies

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

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