- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

Knock knock. Racism.

Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

i lyk 2 eet pup

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

What did the hungry man do? He ate.

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

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