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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

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My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

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