How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

Know what people hated the most? 9-11

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

Caca.

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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