Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

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