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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

Gingers.

Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

This one time at band camp music was played.

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

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