- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

A man killed himself.

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

Oh...okay, good.

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

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