WUT SMELLS ? my poo

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

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Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

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What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

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Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

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how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

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Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

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Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

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why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

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why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

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What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

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How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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Lil' Wayne

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It's Christmas Eve and your entire family is gone for 12 hours to by you presents. What will you do while there gone? By the time you figured out what you will do you will hear a knock at your door. It's the police they are here to tell you your entire family was murdered during a shooting at the mall. The sad part is you will not receive your NEW Beats, your Xbox 1, or your make up.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

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Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

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Anti Joke

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