Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

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Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

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Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender was just about to leave, so he takes the dog home with him. He makes found dog signs and posts them around the neighborhood. The owner sees one of the signs and retrieves his pet from the bartender, thanking him for finding his dog.

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Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

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Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

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Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

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I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

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Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

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Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

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modern love

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I think everybody ought to have a penis.

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Needless to say,

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Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

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why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

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did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

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Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

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What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

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knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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