why does column have a letter n?

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why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

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Guess what. Chicken butt.

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Carrot fingers

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Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

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What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

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Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

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She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

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What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

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Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

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what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

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what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

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Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

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Your momma so fat, she's fat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

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A gay Asian guy walks into a gay bar where he found a fruity looking black man... The Asian went up to the black man and said, " how'r they hanging?" shocked with anger, the black man hits him in the face, knocks him to the ground and said, " YOU DO NOT TALK TO MY FAMILY THAT WAY. BOTH MY GRANPARENTS WERE LYNCHED!!!" the Asian stands up and brushes himself off... He turns to the black guy and says " I meant the balance scale at the table you were were sitting at" the black fellow turns to the table with the notebook and the balance scale with rocks on both sides that he was sitting at... He turns back to the Asian man and apologizes for his rude behavior and buys him a drink... (2 hours later) they have sex

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There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

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What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer..... I'm going to rip the scalp off of your son and where it on my face to a Cherokee Sacrificial Ceremony The other lawyer was actually a lightbulb

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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Why did the priest blow a kiss and waved to the little girl? She was his daughter. Why did the daughter's mother call the cops on the priest? Child support

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