What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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Jake was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. His wife looks down and sees a scale.

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Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

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Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

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Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

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One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

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A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

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Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

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What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

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What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

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Why was the sex offender sweating in the playground? Because he was pushing his over weight son on the swing.

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Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

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Daym im romantic

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Alright then, call me sometime then.

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You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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whats black and red all over? a chalk board

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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