Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

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Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

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whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

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What's 9+ 10?! 19

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

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Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

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What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

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What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

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What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

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What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

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say cheese

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What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

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What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

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Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

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What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

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What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

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What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

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Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

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Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

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Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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