A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

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Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

david poredos

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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