- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

Whats 2+1? 2.

When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

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Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

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