a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

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What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

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What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

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Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

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Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

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You

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Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

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How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

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Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

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I know you are but what am I? Gay.

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knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

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Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

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Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

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GONNA

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Why did the boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap? Because Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophiliac step-father.

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How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

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a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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