How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

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Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

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WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

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Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

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What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

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So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

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So, how 'bout that airline food?

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What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

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If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

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Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

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being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

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How do I get to Carnegie Hall? The address is 881 Seventh Avenue at 57th street in New York. it's beside the Russian Tea Room and almost directly across from the IESE school of business. The Russian Tea Room has a large bright red awning out front and a large carving of three dancing bears on the face of the building, the bears are covered in gold leaf. You can't miss it.

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One day a man walked into a wall

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Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

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What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

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what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

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If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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