- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The black man leaves the strip club.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

men, men like men= men+bed

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

A fat guy eats a twinkie.

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

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