why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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david poredos

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What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

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Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

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What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

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Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

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Why was the sex offender sweating in the playground? Because he was pushing his over weight son on the swing.

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How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

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What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

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One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

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What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

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FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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