There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

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What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

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What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

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What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

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what did little johnny scream at the xbox after he lost a game? god what the hell! Muskcrat143 i told u to cover my back when i had my predator missile! now my covers blown and i lost my killstreak! god u suck so much and Hippo099 why didn't u kill them before they got a killstreak like wtf!!! i told u to use ur semtex cause i had a claymore set down jeez u guys suck i'm leaving.

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Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

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If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

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how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

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What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

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A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

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A black person walks out of KFC

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knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

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whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

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Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

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What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

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Help I'm being raped!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

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A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

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You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

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Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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