What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

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dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

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whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

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What's round and orangey? An orange.

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what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

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TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

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knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

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why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

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Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

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david poredos

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Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

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so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

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FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

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One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

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question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

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What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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