Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

Knock Knock Whos there? It was the unexpected arrival of his wifes lover who'd been having an affair with her for over a year She thought her husband would be out and forgot to tell him not to come The husband started breaking down in tears whilst throwing insults at both of them, grabbing the man by his collar and throwing him on the ground he started to kick his head in The man died and the husband and wife divorced, theres now a bench in the mans local park dedicated to him.

What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

Jimmy Saville

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

Why was the man sad? His wife left

Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

Z.

Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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