why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

This is Heading 1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 one years old to be in a bar.

Thank you so much Nero, I have read it and I am crying because I am happy, at first I was worried because I have never cried out of happiness before. But its over. Nero, you underestimate yourself a lot, promise me we will work with that together, sometimes you almost convince me you are as inferior as you say, but then you get out of your shell of doubt your past has caused in you (its not you when you doubt yourself its what they put in you), you are always there when people need you, teach me hypnosis someday and let me remove that part of you which does not allow you to believe in yourself. Dont reply Nero, calm down and sleep, I feel you are allright, I just know.

Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi