- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

Politics

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

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