What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

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Little Johnny was always bullied at school. Everyday he would get picked on by the same kid, Todd. Todd was a red-headed bully with no discipline. Johnny one day went home and started crying. His father asked the little boy, "Jonny why are you crying?" John replied, "I keep getting bullied". His father stood up and told him, "You must become a big man and step up to him and tell him how you feel. It will surprise him and he will then back off. It always works." Johnny then felt inspired. Later that night he started practicing what he will say in the mirror. By the next morning he felt like he was ready. Johnny was confident about himself for once. He walked up to Todd and told him, "I'm tired of your bullying and next time you will regret it!!". Todd looked surprised and had his jaw opened. Todd then said, "I'm sorry Johnny I didn't know you felt that way." Johnny looked confused. "Here come with me and I'll buy us ice cream". When they went to go get ice cream, Todd brutally stabbed Johnny until he was losing blood and repeatedly raped his dead body.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

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Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

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Knock knock who's there I killed your family

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What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

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What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

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A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

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Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

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How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

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Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

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once you go black your credit goes wack

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Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

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Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

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i have read and agree to the terms of service

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Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

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How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

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There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

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You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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