- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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