What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

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What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

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Wats rong with yo leg.....

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Mama Bear and Papa Bear were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Bear a choice of which parent to live with. "Do you want to live with your mother?" the judge asks. "No! She beats me." answers the baby bear. "OK, then you can live with your father." says the judge. "No! He beats me too!" cries baby bear. So Baby Bear was placed in a foster home.

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I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

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How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

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Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

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Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

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Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

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What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

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how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

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why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

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whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

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an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

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how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

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What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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