Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

woman's rights

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

you lose.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

Why was the gay guy sad?

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

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