What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

R.I.P. Steve Jobs

Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

Knock Knock, Ow my face

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

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What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

Where do you live? In a house

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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