A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

death drives to the bus stop where 3 pensioners are waiting for a bus to london, and says GET IN THE VAN!

How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

Justin Bieber's mother.

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

Nickleback.

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

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