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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

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What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

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