Harry Chappell raped someone

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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i have a christmas tree.

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A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

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Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

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Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

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Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

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Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

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a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

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Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

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what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

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what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

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Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

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I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

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What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

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