- Anti Joke

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

why was the boy crying he had cancer

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

L's I's that took Viagra.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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U mad?

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!