Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

cats are pussies

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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