- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

anal seepage

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

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