Why do black people like bananas? Because bananas have potassium which therefore gives them bigger muscles, which is why they excel at every sport we white people suck at.

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There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

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whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

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what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

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why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

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please ignore the bottom two 'jokes' as they were written by josh carey and ryan danielz

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What's worse than bad words? People who say them

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What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

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A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

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why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

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A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

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Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

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Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

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tims sty:)

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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