- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

what does a granny look best in? 1950

why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

A seal walks into a club.

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

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