Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

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doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

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Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

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What did the circle say to the square? Ur a square

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There was an old lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back Opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling The old lady then lay in her own waste for over two weeks due to neglect by uncaring nursing home staff. Six months later, a hidden camera documentary on underperforming care homes exposed the abuse and neglect and the old lady went to live with her son and his family. In the early hours of May 14th 2011, the whole family were killed in a house fire that gutted the home and saw fires spread to neighbouring houses. Firefighters say the blaze originated in the spare room and was caused by exposed wiring on an electrical blanket. Forensic experts said that the repeated urination on the blanket would likely corrode the wiring due to the acidic content of urine.

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REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REDD REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED................................that is all LOL

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what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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100 chefs walk into a bar

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Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

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You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

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a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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giddy goat

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What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

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What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

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My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

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What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

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