What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

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three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

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John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

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Boy, do I love chicken strips. Sometimes, when I’m home alone, I’ll take some chicken strips fresh out of the oven and rub them in my scalp. It doesn’t do much for my hair health, but I like the way they feel running through my strands of hair. The flakey coating, smooth white meat, and warmth. Yum.

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Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

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What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? because he is dead -Eden Hogg

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

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What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

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Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

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