How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

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What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

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Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

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Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

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my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

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Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

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What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

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What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

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a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

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Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

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Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

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Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

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A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

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How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

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Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

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Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

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what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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