Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

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LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

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Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

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Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

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Rebecca Black

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Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

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Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

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Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

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what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

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Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

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What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

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They see me trollin' They hatin'...

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this sentence will end in the way you expected.

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your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

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What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud.

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how did the man die he didnt

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A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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