- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

Some people devote their life to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? After hours of waiting for the perfect victim, the boy spotted an elderly woman walking down the sidewalk. The clock barreled through the air, hitting the old woman on the head at extremely high speeds. She was immediately killed on contact.

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What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

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What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

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