A bear and a rabbit are walking i n the woods until they spot a magic genie. The bear mauls the rabbit because it is the rabbit's natural predator and is indifferent to the genie because it has no prior education on persian mythology.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

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don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

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Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

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Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

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Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

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What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

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If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

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Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

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Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

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How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

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This one time at band camp....

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