Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

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Rebecca Black

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I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

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They see me trollin' They hatin'...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

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Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

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What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

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your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

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What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

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how did the man die he didnt

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Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

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What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

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What is a man? A misserable little pile of shi... Moral: What is a man?

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Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

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Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Vicky is my best friend.

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What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

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What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

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"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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