- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

What is 1+1? It's 2!

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