a blond makes out with ron every sunday and she stops every time to remember that she put the cheese in the wrong compartment brick house cheese is sad!

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I'm 4 and what is this?

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Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

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You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

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Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

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Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

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Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

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NASCAR

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

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angelosnyder is not gay

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How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

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A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

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How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

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Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

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Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

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Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

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Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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You read the Terms of Service.

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