How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

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your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

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A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

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How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

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What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

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Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

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How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

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Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

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Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

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A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

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What's red, blue & green all over?

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three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

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Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

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Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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