- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

Bean.

There's a god, just kidding.

Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Hi

this is not a joke.

What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

Why didn't the Alzheimers patient put on her shoes? She didn't leave the elderly home that day, thus taking away the need to put on shoes.

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

Choir.

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

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