What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

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How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

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Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

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When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

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What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

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how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

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Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

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What is 1+1? It's 2!

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

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Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

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What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

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What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

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how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

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What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

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Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

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A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

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Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

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How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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