Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

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Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

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Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

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A one armed blond is in a tree, how to you get her to come down? You wave to her?

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A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

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a blond girl walks into a bar

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Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

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*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

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What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

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How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

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why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

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If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

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Q: what's the difference between a young, geeky kid living in Wisconsin's basketball and Yao Ming's basketball? A: young, geeky kids cannot live in Wisconsin's basketball. Wisconsin is a state, and states cannot own objects because they aren't sentient beings. And Yao Ming's basketball... is just a regular basketball that happens to be owned by Yao Ming.

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Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

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Anti Joke

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