- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer..... I'm going to rip the scalp off of your son and where it on my face to a Cherokee Sacrificial Ceremony The other lawyer was actually a lightbulb

Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

A women walks into a kitchen.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

What do u call a banana? A banana......

I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

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