What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

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TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

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Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

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A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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vaginas are pretty!!!!

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

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You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

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whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

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What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

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What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

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What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Women Sports.

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Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

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yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

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whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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