- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

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why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

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What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

Cancer.

When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

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