- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

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