I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

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An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

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A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

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Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

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Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

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Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

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A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

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why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

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How do I get to Carnegie Hall? The address is 881 Seventh Avenue at 57th street in New York. it's beside the Russian Tea Room and almost directly across from the IESE school of business. The Russian Tea Room has a large bright red awning out front and a large carving of three dancing bears on the face of the building, the bears are covered in gold leaf. You can't miss it.

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What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

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shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

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what did the farmer do? plant

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

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Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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wh@t d0 y0u c@II @ d0g5sh£t w1th n0 sm£II? 0ID d0gsh£T

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What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge asked "Mum, why is my name Fridge?" to which she replied "Because you deserve to be in one."

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A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

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i have to pee out my ass.

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Anti Joke

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