- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

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What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

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Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

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