- Anti Joke

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

Bannana man do do do do do ect.

once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

GONNA

What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

a blond makes out with ron every sunday and she stops every time to remember that she put the cheese in the wrong compartment brick house cheese is sad!

What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

I always like to pack a second pair of pants, because if there's one thing my mother ever said to me it was 'please, I'm begging you - don't put me in a home.'

Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

kyle dosnt question his sexuality

What's green and has wheels? A frog in a wheelchair

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

I'm at my grandmothers house right now