- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

bologna

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

42

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

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