Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs and an eyepatch? names...

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How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

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Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

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LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

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What's a cow's fovorite vacation spot? Farmyard animals do not receive vacations, they have long hours, no pay, and get eaten upon death.

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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what did the deaf man say to his long-lost paraplegic brother? He did audibly make noise as deafness from birth meant that the capacity to form words through sound was much reduced, and instead simply gestured a greeting of loving familiarity.

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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Nature is filled with wondrous things. No really, this isn't a joke.

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are you gay does your mom know

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Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

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Person 1: today my doctor said I'm dyslexic Person 2: oh yeah? Are you ahdd too?

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You practice unprotected sex with her.

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How do you drop a raw egg on to the floor without cracking it? Any way you want, it is very hard to crack concrete.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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