Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

Knock, knock ... ... No one answers the door because knocks produce a quieter sound than a doorbell and the residents of the house are upstairs watching a movie.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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