Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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