- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

Wanna see some more?

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

DRRRRIN Finally someone uses the doorbell.

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??