- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

baby seal walks into a club

Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

This one time at band camp music was played.

What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

what do you find at the top of mountains? things

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

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