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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

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What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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