Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

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what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

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What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

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Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

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You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

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A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

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A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

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Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

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2 drunk men walk out of a bar, they see a dog on the corner licking himself. One drunk says "man, I wish I could do that" The other drunk says "you might want to pet him first"

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knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

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What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

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Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

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Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

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What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

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more chocolate?

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there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it's goal was to get to the other side however unfortunately a giant gorilla picked up a car; threw it at a nearby building causing it to collapse; setting off a massive explosion causing all of the buildings on that side of the street to collapse. As the whole other side of the street was covered in rubble making it impossible for the chicken to get to the other side, so the chicken decided to turn around and go home.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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