So one time there was this woman learning...

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Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

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what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

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I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

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Pain Olympics.

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A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

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hi anti joke

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

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Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

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A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

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I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

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A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

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how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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what happens when a white guy goes to harlem he gets robbed by 5 to 10 black men

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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A kangeroo is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many waffles does it take to get to the moon? NO, silly. Snakes don't have armpits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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