Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

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Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

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roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

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"knock knock" "Come in"

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What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

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What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

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why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

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Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

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person 1: wanna hear a knock knock joke? Person 2: sure! Person 1: okay you start person 2: knock knock Person 1: who's there?

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What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

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2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

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In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

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roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

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Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

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What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

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why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

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An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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