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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

There were once three bears who lived in a cottage in the forest. They left to go to the market one day. While they were gone a blonde girl walked into their cabin. Meanwhile at the market, everyone was freaking out that there were bears there.

There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

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